I felt like I was on Jerry Springer when break-up time came with this one girl I had. We had been drifting apart for a while. I finally sat down with her and asked the dreaded question ... do you like somebody else?

Well, the answer was "yes" and so I did the stupid thing and kept digging. Who, how long, how much do you like him, etc. Guys, you NEVER want to know this stuff so don't ask ... trust me!

Well, she had slept with this new guy and about 10 other guys I had no idea about. Luckily I wasn't sleeping with her ... and now I see why! She had plenty from other places.

Well, she gets pregnant and she swears that the baby is mine. I am trying frantically to do the math but just can't pinpoint the last time we were together. This goes on for almost a month with me coming to grips of being a dad with a very, very, very irresponsible female.

I decide I want DNA to prove once and for all who the dad is. I had to pay $2,000 for the DNA test only to find out the kid wasn't mine! What a freaking relief! But I was out of $2,000. She said she pinned the kid on me because I was the most responsible dude she had ever slept with. WTF!

I definitely got Got and could have gotten Got a lot worse had I not paid for that DNA test.
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Fitty

Not as bad as your Jerry Springer episode, but I lost a lot of money nonetheless. My girlfriend broke up with me so she had to move out. I told her she could take a couple of things if necessary to help her get started with her new life.

I came home from working late and all the lights were on in the apartment. I thinking, WTF? So I go in with my baseball bat to beat up some burglers only to find no one in the apartment. AND, there was no furniture in the apartment!

I called the ex-girlfriend to tell her the deal was off because somebody just robbed me and took everything. Since everything was gone, I couldn't help her start her new life. She admits she took EVERYTHING because that is what she needed to start over.

What kind of legal action can I take against this girl? Couple of things does not equal EVERYTHING!

My ex scratched my car when we broke up. I had never had a crazy man before this guy so I had no idea how to deal with him. He was always one step ahead of me! By the time I was told that I needed a restraining order, he had cost me thousands in damages to my car, damages to my creditMoney loaned or the ability of an individual or company to borrow money., damages to my apartment complex, etc. I ended up having to pay for everything because he would hit and leave town. I had no idea where he was or how to get in contact with him. He was finally caught but still hasn't paid me a dime. What is the purpose of being awarded a "judgment" against an individual if they never have to pay?

My ex-girlfriend did the same, she scratched my car from the driver side headlight all the way back to the taillight!! I got it paid for using my comprehensive insurance, but my premium went up. Insurance scams ... another topic!

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I Got Jacked Up!

My ex wrote up all our joint checking account checks. Well, all the checks had MY address on them. She had moved to another county and it cost me thousands of dollars.

After she drained the account, the NSF fees started rolling in. You live and you learn. NEVER do a joint account with a girlfriend. If you do get an account with them, NEVER put more in the account than you are willing to lose.

My ex-boyfriend told me he had herpes after we broke up! I have been getting tested for 2 years now and no herpes! At what point can I rest assured I will not have herpes as a result of sleeping with this bozo?

I showed up with a nice size herringbone necklace (showing my age!) for my lady on Valentine's Day. Well, she didn't have anything for me and was really shaky when she took the necklace I bought her.

I was hurt but didn't make too big of a deal out of the situation. She finally tells me a week later that she has cheated and is now seeing someone else and she will return my necklace to me.

I was really hurt! Needless to say, she never returned the necklace.

Lesson for you in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship ... Do NOT spend big money on gifts as they can walk away with them and are not required to give them back to you!

I bought my girlfriend some Victoria Secrets lingerie for Valentine's Day. The only problem was that it was 2 sizes too big. She made me feel as if I had killed someone in her family!

How can you tell if someone scratched your car? I think I know 100% who did it, but how do I proved the person scratched my car?

There is always the get together, break up, get back together again deal that we all go through at sometime or another. Its sad but its true for so many and I have been there myself.