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Try finding the girlfriend on your couch

Posted on: Mon, 10/27/2008 - 12:24
Try finding the girlfriend on your couch
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Posted on: Tue, 10/28/2008 - 22:08 #1

So where is this loser buried now and how does his tombstone read? J/K. But what a test. Had to be a candidate for worse breakup.

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ForceField

Posted on: Wed, 10/29/2008 - 15:37 #2

Oh wow! What a jerk! Some people just have no shame. The decency of these men! Glad he's your ex now no need for that kind of garbage laying around!

Posted on: Thu, 10/30/2008 - 12:20 #3

Trust me, ForceField, it was a close thing. I actually went a little nuts for a few weeks there and for the first time in my life was going to get incredibly violent but my focus was more on the girl at that time. This was a person who was going out with a good friend of mine prior to becoming a little homewrecker so she knew he was married with two small children. I was enraged by that and came close to putting her at the very least in the hospital. My sister-in-law wouldn't let me hurt her.

But she said it was okay to damage her car to keep her out of town so I called my uncle the mechanic and asked him how much sugar should I put in her gas tank. When he found out why I wanted to know, he told me that he knew a better way and proceeded to tell me to crack a couple eggs into the tank instead. The egg will cook throughout the entire engine before seizing (30-50 miles). It will look like the car has a cracked block. The only way to fix it is to take the engine completely apart piece by piece and clean it - if you know what happened.

This is the worst thing I've ever done in my life and I honestly have yet to regret it for one single second...lol.

Posted on: Mon, 11/03/2008 - 12:48 #4

Girl, that egg thing is downright evil. I don't know if I could do that - but one never really knows what they are capable of doing until faced with the situation. I'm glad that you butt-kicked your loser EX.

Posted on: Mon, 11/03/2008 - 18:43 #5

I think the cops would have let you go for laying that bum out. He deserves it!

Posted on: Thu, 11/06/2008 - 00:31 #6

My sister came home and found her boyfriend on the couch with her best friend (?). She grabbed the closest thing to her which was a vacuum sweeper. Fortunately, for them no permanent damage was done. I asked my sister if she thought he would think twice before I behaved this way. She said, "No, but it sure made me feel better."

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